I'm not big on macs, but I wish my desktop area was that neat.

Just scanning my desktop right now, I've got the following items, all within reach. I have no idea why:

Armor All
Four Golf Balls
An Empty Bowl (I'm not sure how it got there)
nearly $10 in Canadian Tire Money
A TV remote
Three 18L water jug caps
Nine empty bottles of corona
2 nine volt batteries
A pair of boxer shorts from niagara falls
8 James Bond VHS movies

And that's not including some of the shit you normally find on a computer desk (paper, books, cd's, etc...)

It's funny, I like to keep a tidy house (kitchen, livingroom, etc), but my office area is a fucking disaster.