I mean, i'm not Ron Jeremy by any standarts, but i can't even sit properly on the crapper with my dick in it without it banging the rim, i mean that's just unsanitary.
And i haven't had a massive dump in a whyle, but the last couple o' ones i had nearly filled the motherfucker up.

The next thing i'm suggesting my parent's buy is a decent crapper, i mean, it's a good thing for everybody. :-)


Gives us a kiss precious.