I've been doing cross country running for a few years now. Some of the hills I run in become fire hazards with dry weeds in the summer. One of the places I run is now fencing off sections, and filling them with a few hundred goats to clear weeds.
While I'm running, one sneaky little goat slips under the make shift fence, and makes towards the woods. Seeing as how we have pumas all over the place, I figure the little bastard is mutton.
I run a bit further, and there's this guy who seems to be tending the zoo so I stop and tell him, a little goat got under the fence and is heading into the woods.
"No English", he replies.
So me being my obnoxious self, I speak slow, and try a series of hand gestures. "The...little...fucking...goat...crawled...under...the...fence"
The sick bastards laughs and says "Fucking little goat? Chickens are better"
What a sick fucker!

is that a joke or did it really happen?

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i kinda think he must have been. i don't think many folks would admit to chickenfucking outside of a stereotypical hillbilly in a film.

sucked.

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Thing is the guy is working for the State Parks (Briones Park in Northern CA) even if he's just a temp (I'm assuming he is if he didn't speak English). That's nothing you'd expect from someone representing the Park Rangers. Oh well, if he was messing around he had me fooled.
End result, the goat is probably dead by now. That'll teach me to try to do a good deed.

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