shame that we dont have a word like that in portuguese
merda, porra and even caralho dont do what shit do



The Most Functional English Word

Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull
shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else !!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't give a shit!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
if you happened to catch a load of shit from some
shit-head..........Well, Shit Happens !!!

In what other language can you tell someone: Viado filho de uma quenga chupadora de rolas dançantes, vai tomar no meio do olho do seu grandioso, fétido e arregaçado cu. :-)

Don't belittle our language son, it's powerfull. :-P


Gives us a kiss precious.

i just said that we dont have a word that we can use like shit as demonstrated in the text

i love portuguese curses, specially caralho

caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho :P

Now we can see 50,000 different interpretations of that on the web until nobody thinks it's funny anymore, and then they can post 200,000 more different ones!

If I hear another person come up and show me a different SWF or MP3 or AVI or animated GIF whatever of some shit about the word Fuck and how useful it is in the english language I'll rip out my palm olives

I'll be polite and not give examples. =D


[download a life]

> i just said that we dont have a word that we can use like shit as demonstrated
> in the text
>
> i love portuguese curses, specially caralho
>
> caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho :P
>
>



Gives us a kiss precious.

> > i just said that we dont have a word that we can use like shit as demonstrated
> > in the text
> >
> > i love portuguese curses, specially caralho
> >
> > caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho, caralho :P
> >
> >
>
>
>
> Gives us a kiss precious.
>

> Now we can see 50,000 different interpretations of that on the web until nobody
> thinks it's funny anymore, and then they can post 200,000 more different ones!
>
> If I hear another person come up and show me a different SWF or MP3 or AVI or
> animated GIF whatever of some shit about the word Fuck and how useful it is in
> the english language I'll rip out my palm olives
>
Check back here in 2 years. ItchyNADZ will surely have it posted. ;)