So I'm happily in bed. Who wouldn't be, at 4 in the fucking morning, when my sister calls. Nevermind I was in the middle of one of the worst dreams I've ever had where I was killing my other sister which I don't have. I only have the one. Asks me if I'm sleeping. No, of course not. Why would I be, at 4 in the morning? She and her fiance were talking, and they'd like me to marry them. So I have to become an ordained minister, priest, asshole, whatever the fuck you call someone in a made up religion.
Anyone know how I could possibly go about this?
Whatever religion I create, it will celebrate festivus.