CUrreNT AffaiRS(e): How do I become an ordained priest of a religion I've created?

Subject	How do I become an ordained priest of a religion I've created?
Posted by	ChachiSqrPants
Posted on	10/20/04 04:57 AM
So I'm happily in bed. Who wouldn't be, at 4 in the fucking morning, when my sister calls. Nevermind I was in the middle of one of the worst dreams I've ever had where I was killing my other sister which I don't have. I only have the one. Asks me if I'm sleeping. No, of course not. Why would I be, at 4 in the morning? She and her fiance were talking, and they'd like me to marry them. So I have to become an ordained minister, priest, asshole, whatever the fuck you call someone in a made up religion. Anyone know how I could possibly go about this? Whatever religion I create, it will celebrate festivus. CSP

Subject	you already are a priest
Posted by	Terry Bogard
Posted on	10/20/04 06:14 AM
of the Worshippers of the Gaping Anus. Enjoy, and marry them in the name of the Goatse.

Subject	Church of Lebowski?
Posted by	LordEvilElmo
Posted on	10/20/04 09:30 AM
I don't know how to go about this, but if Joey from friends can be a minister, then why couldn't you? When twilight dims the skies above Recalling thrills of our love There's one thing I'm certain of Return... I will... to old... BRAZIL.

Subject	http://www.universalministries.com/doctrine.cfm -nt-
Posted by	ZeroKnightRaiden
Posted on	10/20/04 11:28 AM
I'll join the church of the gaping anus if I get every wednesday as a religious holiday. -nZero