So I've got to plan the evening. Got a couple buddies coming with me, one or two ladies, and I'll probably be looking for more chicks. Should it be:

1. Warehouse district - your standard night life, darts, pool and beers followed up by a black and tan at the Irish joint then some dancing at the trendy club

2. Warehouse jazz - Dark wood martini bar followed by oldschool jazz club and finish up at the trendy martini bar

3. North Minneapolis - Mixture of German joints and professional drinkers bars typically manned by drunken college kids and 70 year old boozers

4. St. Anthony Main - Dark wood gin joint/piano bar followed up with the combination unabashed sleazy (but kickass DJ's) dance club/fetish club combo

5. Uptown - Trendy urban hipster joints mixed with Famous Dave's and the like

6. Go fuck myself


I was leaning towards go fuck myself, but I've already done that once today...

CSP

I have the easiest time picking up on the drunken college chicks, but they tend to get obnoxious, and I have to supress the urge to kill them.

Save the fancy places when you've got a good broad lined up. Fuck those high maintenance cunts that only want you to buy them drinks.

I vote for the Jazz Clubs. Snag yourself an older chick that will buy you stuff.

> So I've got to plan the evening. Got a couple buddies coming with me, one or two
> ladies, and I'll probably be looking for more chicks. Should it be:
>
> 1. Warehouse district - your standard night life, darts, pool and beers followed
> up by a black and tan at the Irish joint then some dancing at the trendy club
>
> 2. Warehouse jazz - Dark wood martini bar followed by oldschool jazz club and
> finish up at the trendy martini bar
>
> 3. North Minneapolis - Mixture of German joints and professional drinkers bars
> typically manned by drunken college kids and 70 year old boozers
>
> 4. St. Anthony Main - Dark wood gin joint/piano bar followed up with the
> combination unabashed sleazy (but kickass DJ's) dance club/fetish club combo
>
> 5. Uptown - Trendy urban hipster joints mixed with Famous Dave's and the like
>
> 6. Go fuck myself
>
>
> I was leaning towards go fuck myself, but I've already done that once today...
>
> CSP
>

Seriously, out of that list it's the best option. Unless you're willing to consider this:

Go in an alley and smoke up, you don't need that fancy shit. And then go home and play some fucken VIDEO GAMES. Avoid all those trendy pretentious losers that you'll probably never see again in your life! And the fucken high prices and entry fees and whatever goddam shit people need to do to suck the cash right from your stash.

It'll be easy to get those older bitches anyway because the place will be full of dumbass 50 year olds on their last "I can still swing with the best of 'em and besides I'm much smarter than anyone else now" post midlife crisises. At that point it's the women who are going "I can't take that shit"

I'd say shoot me when I turn 35 or something, but I hope to have some dignity by then.

And the best part is you'll never feel guilty exploiting them. You'll be laughing all the way to their bank.

> It'll be easy to get those older bitches anyway because the place will be full
> of dumbass 50 year olds on their last "I can still swing with the best of 'em
> and besides I'm much smarter than anyone else now" post midlife crisises. At
> that point it's the women who are going "I can't take that shit"
>
> I'd say shoot me when I turn 35 or something, but I hope to have some dignity by
> then.
>

> And the best part is you'll never feel guilty exploiting them. You'll be
> laughing all the way to their bank.
>


I mean, you're giving them what they want - A young stud with a strong back who can feign attraction the more drinks he drinks.

At any rate, I have done the ultimate compromise - the fucking suburbs. That's right, you've got darts, pool, cheap drinks, old broads looking to get laid, college chicks too stupid to know any better, and no pretensions. And I can watch the Gopher hockey game the whole time.

So much for good music/environment, though... Owell. My dick doesn't care that much. Peace out.

CSP

> I mean, you're giving them what they want - A young stud with a strong back who
> can feign attraction the more drinks he drinks.

It's a perfect match

> At any rate, I have done the ultimate compromise - the fucking suburbs. That's
> right, you've got darts, pool, cheap drinks, old broads looking to get laid,
> college chicks too stupid to know any better, and no pretensions. And I can
> watch the Gopher hockey game the whole time.

> So much for good music/environment, though... Owell. My dick doesn't care that
> much. Peace out.

That's why ya go to the alley

ALL people are stupid

Take me as an example, I go out with 2 girls to take a beer with them, hoping for some sex0r, especially with one, oooo god I'd eat her like she ate those chicken wings... but I couldn't talk to her much, nothing happened.

So I get back here and oh oh surprise, my download of Girly Gang Bang 2, a porn movie obviously, finished! Get a box of tissues and get busy!


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