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I don't remember how I found it, but I was looking through some CDs and I found one with a bunch of warez that I had put on there like 2 years ago. Awesome. Photoshop, Civ3, Half Life, Age of Empires 2. Sweet. It was like Christmas early or somesuch.
Civ 3 is damn addictive, and fun too. Takes forever to play as well. I ended up on a continent with germany and russia. I was American because Lincoln is a pimp and I am too so I found it suiting. I expanded quickly and put units all around the german and russian main city cluster. The Russians couldn't get around my units cuz we were kickin' it mad niggarish down on the little slab of land that would have let them get out. So I totally stunted the Russian growth. I declared war on Germany by destroying their land improvements and surrounding their two cities with some units. It sucks that those spearman can hold towns so well. Had to get catapults to rape their asses. That took a while and some of my people were getting mad cuz I was kicking Germany's ass. They quit production on my shit and I had to buy them "entertainment" to get them to quit that shit. Finally I took over the German towns and made them my own. Around the same time, Russia got boats and was able to get people around my blockade and they started expanding everywhere. Luckily, they were too dumb to use any sort of strategy in their town building, and I build fortresses around their crappy towns and surrounded them with units. That fat Russian bitch Catherine called me up on my cell and was like "Yeah ummm... We don't like this right of passage agreement anymore, so remove your units from our lands. Kthx bai." And I was like "Fuck that frail shit" So I left 'em there. Then she called me back and was like "WTF u want war or something?! lol" And I was like "Hell yeah. Prepare to get about 12 swordsmen all up in your biatch" So we had a great little war where I kicked their asses hardcore and owned their shit. So I have the whole damn continent to myself now! I sent some boats out and discovered the other continent which was filled to the brim with homos. Japanese, Chinese, Indian, British, French, they were all on that continet. Sucks for them. I just get to sit back and watch my awesome economy grow, and build all kinds of wonders and shit that expand my culture. I'm also expanding to some islands around my main continent which is rad. I'm not going to fuck with the guys on the main continent because I think some of them might be allied and could kick my ass. So I'm just waiting for my scientific achievements to pick up really fast because of the radical economy, and once I have bombers I'll just bomb their asses.
Fun stuff.

Am tired to hear that what is you point. mine its very clear sun. shit uuuuuuuuppppppppp - Dany
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