> > The story they came up with to slap together with the name is even more lame
> > than the actual "story" of the game.
>
> It's probably a little easier to maintain a "good" story over the space of one
> page of a game manual as opposed to a several hundred page script.
>
> CSP
>
How's: -Guy goes to space station looking for his lost sister and has to survive and alien invasion.

Better than: -guy goes to space station where teleportation research opens a portal to hell and he has to survive a demonic invasion.

It's the same piece of shit, why even bother changing?




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