Desc the forum with bowels of goatse
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'tis the season to be fecal
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Don we now our gay apparel (that line didn't need to be changed)
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Troll the forums with pics of tubgirl
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Start the blazing and the drinking
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Strike your hardon before posting
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Follow me in dickly measure
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Post results and we'll compare them
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Stow the dicks and get your asses
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Time to spread your noxious gasses
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Fart we joyous all together 
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heedless of all reading lurkers
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