===== CA haiku poem repository =====
- smell this blossoming CA culture -

(more will be added as posted)


Chapter 1: Browsing Whores
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On a news webpage
I hit the refresh button;
Waiting world to end.
- Newsdee, 03/10/03.

Oh fuck dialup
I found a channel that serves
10k sec min speed
- RoushiMSx, 03/10/03.

Patterns annoy me so
Stop with the fucking repeats
Ever have deja-vu?
- Death Knight, 04/12/04.

Close your eyes and think.
reminisce upon the past...
Please board the man train!!
- Buveed, 04/12/04.

Chapter 2: Funnay
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Death Knight Does Not Know
How to go out in the world
Stop being bored fool
- LordEvilElmo, 03/10/03.

You are wrong, dick lick.
Everybody else is right.
Unfuck yourself, G.
- RoushiMSX, 03/10/03.

Don't like to read books
I will probably flunk out
Read 'em again? Hell no!
- Death Knight, 04/12/04.

Bored from work,
I wrote a stupid Haiku
on Retrogamesīs CA.
- Wild Guardian, 04/12/04.

never post frequently
but I thought I was funny
turned out I was wrong
- Ibbo, 04/12/04.

Smoked some mary jane
And then I read the forums
What is that letter?
- dean, 04/12/04.

Chapter 3: Cyberbegging
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Not a rom request
Where can I find this l33t file;
Now please unban me.
- Newsdee, 03/10/03.

I have DexterMAME
Runs full speed on my slow box
But I have no roms.
- RoushiMSX, 03/10/03.

I made a request
and got flamed off of the board
Where can I find roms?
- RoushiMSx, 03/10/03.

Killer Instinct 2
works great in this compile
Can't find CHD
- RoushiMSx, 03/10/03.


Chapter 4: humanography
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There was a small link
That somebody had posted;
I regret that click
- Newsdee, 03/10/03.

I want to see boobs
Gals Panic 4 is the best
Where can I get it?
- RoushiMSx, 03/10/03.

Guys sure are lucky,
A threesome anytime
With Hand and Alone.
- Newsdee, 03/10/03.

I found a website
full of goatse and porn links
What a waste of time
- Snyderman, 04/12/04.

beating off and night
what a way to wake the folks
stains are hard to clean
- Snyderman, 04/12/04.

Im jerkin' that shit
And my hands start to fumble
The download delayed!
- dean, 04/12/04.


Chapter 5: Shock Site
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fountain of feces
upside down in the bathtub
blur out the pussy
- CreepingDeath, 04/12/04.

Goatse, I miss you
Forever deep in my heart
Tubgirl 4 life
- Buveed, 04/12/04.

awesome and gaping
the redness consumes all eyes
goatse is our god
- Ninboydean, 03/10/03.

My balls are flabby
Please put them in your mouth
I'll shave if needed.
- Death Knight, 04/12/04.


Chapter 6: Sports
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My lungs are caving in
Treadmill goes too fast for me
I can't run for shit.
- Death Knight, 04/12/04.


Chapter 7: Law Enforcement
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Your first line was wrong
I am a grammar Nazi
Your last was wrong too.
- Snyderman, 04/12/04.


Chapter 8: People
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right kind of sinner
release my inner fantasy
Pat Benatar
- Postamessage, 04/12/04.

Man from Nantucket
Dick So long he could suck it
A dirty limerick
- Postamessage, 04/12/04.

Wrong kind of dinner
Release my deep inner bowels
On Jay Leno's chin
- Buveed, 04/12/04.

watching tom hanks film
corey feldman his costar
he smoked lots of weed
- Ibbo, 04/12/04.

A kike is a kike
Some shit I once heard class say
I mean, wtf?
- dean, 04/12/04.



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