> http://home.clara.net/pka/haiku/haiku.htm
>
> People have tried to translate the Haiku into an English form:
>
> Using no more than 17 syllables.

Check, although i personally still fuck up breaking down syllables in english.

> Arranging these often in lines of 5-7-5 syllables

check.

> Avoiding similes and metaphors

that's no fun.

> Retaining Japanese values
>
i ain't fuckin' japanese. :-P


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