Don't be an asshole
You stupid fucking cock whore
C.A. Doesn't care

> http://home.clara.net/pka/haiku/haiku.htm
>
> People have tried to translate the Haiku into an English form:
>
> Using no more than 17 syllables.
> Arranging these often in lines of 5-7-5 syllables
> Avoiding similes and metaphors
> Retaining Japanese values
>