Results: arrow manipulation skill is awful, but to make for that now I suck at typing too. My left hand tries to write as if it was my right hand, and presses the wrong keys if I don't pay attention.

I'm currently in the "fuck your brain" phase of the job, but I hope to endure for a week or so, before throwing the towel. I'll allow myself to play games with my right hand for the time being. As soon as I become more comfortable with the daily desktop activities, I'll switch to the left for the games too.

My left arm hurts a bit, but it's that waking-up-from-a-long-sleep sort of pain. I hope to develop enough synaptic connections to become a superior being, transcend this plane of existence and take over the universe, but that's a long term plan.

Thanks postamessage, you'll be the last to die.