I go to visit some friends. They live in a pretty big apartment complex. In the parking lot, the pizza delivery guy left his car running, unlocked, and he's no where in sight. Dumbshit even left money on the seat. Just out of principle, this joker needs a little tough love. So I nab two mediums, and a large and head up to my friends place.

"Awesome you got pizza!". Everyone is excited, I'm the good guy for once. Then it turns the two medium pies are veggie. "Why the fuck would you buy veggie pizzas? Where did you get these anyway?" I'm like "What the fuck? It ain't like I shit on them. Throw them the fuck out if you don't want them."
Goddamn it, some people just can't accept a gift.