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> -Too many goddamn kids;
They're cooler than the adults who sit where they can see the film
> -Laughs at the most boring and predictible moments and zilch on the funny deaths
> ( i mean for fucks sake, who goes to a comedy-horror flick and laughs at
> pointless shit? );
If you don't laugh at the "funny" stuff (which you can identify as funny because of its predictability) then nobody will think you're cool, and if you laugh at stuff others don't laugh at you're an idiot who doesn't know what to laugh at, so you have to stick to the predictable parts, it's the law of the cool!
> -Goddamn fat little 8-9 yo in front of me asking his mother his mother to
> explain what was going on evry fucking 5 minutes 'cause he's too motherfucking
> dense to understand something HE WASN'T EVEN MEANT TO BE SEEING!
Parents have to take these kids to these movies so the kid can become cool and the parent is too weak to be considered uncool by their kid, or they're having a midlife crisis and are trying to return to their cool roots!
> -Fucking 1-2 yo crying every fucking 10 minutes
I guess exposing your kid to such movies is great for shaping their minds!
> I'm never going to another horror flick at the movies unless i'm positivly sure
> it'll be a near empty screening.
Oh no, now you're not cool enough to hang with the cool kids!
Kids are fucking retards.
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