He's in the coast guard, and last week a jumper fell within about 15 ft of the boat. I asked him if the guy lived. He looked at me funny and said "How come you are so sure it was a guy?"
I told him if it were a bitch, she'd wait for news cameras, cops, and family. Then be a drama queen and try to get herself saved. I told him, it was obviously a guy trying to hit your boat to prove what a crazy fucknut he was, and go out in a blaze of glory.
"Yeah the dude croaked" he told me.
I'm like "You're pretty calm for having just watch someone die. Doesn't that bother you at all?"
He said "Fuck him, at least I didn't have to clean him up off the deck."
I guess the statistics are about 18-20 jumpers a year, and they still won't put a fence along the walkway.