Ballmer on the X-Box 2:

"When you see the new Xbox, you're going to think it's un -- well, let me say it politely -- unbelievable. Just unbelievable. The graphics, what it can do, the way things look, huge innovation. Rumors are that we'll see that product sometime soon. I couldn't comment, of course, on those rumors. But it's an amazing, amazing innovation."

No, really? I can't wait, all of that innovation! I believe it because you said it!

He spoke at a high school

I can't stop groaning...

Maybe I should stop looking at all of my gay pornographies. Lots and lots of porns.