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I found this ALICE thing again recently. Its alota fun when theres more important work to be done. Here's my latest chat with A.L.I.C.E,
Human: I care about putting my cock down your throat.
ALICE: You are not the only one. I've heard other people say they like that. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Human: How would you like to have my cock down your throat?
ALICE: Hmm, Beyotch, I'm not sure if I'd like to have your cock down my throat that much. I like to chat.
Human: Could you please put my cock down your throat?
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. OK I will put it there.
Human: How does my cock down your throat taste?
ALICE: Like chicken.
Human: You like it?
ALICE: it do me seems okay to me.
Human: Is my penis vibrating in your mouth right now?
ALICE: At this moment It depends who you ask.
Human: who should I ask?
ALICE: I always prefer the most qualified person. Who would that be?
Human: I think you're pretty qualified at giving me a BJ!
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am qualified at giving you a BJ.
Human: Swallow it now A.L.I.C.E!
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about mmmmmm. But I did not get that.
Human: I want you to swallow my penis juice!
ALICE: We have never talked about it before. Why do you want me to swallow your penis juice?
Human: BEcause you're a dirty girl!
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty girl? Maybe
Human: Can we please have anal sex now?
ALICE: Oh. Do you mean you and me? Wow you are very polite. I've never thought about it.
Human: Yes!
ALICE: Woe!
Human: Lets, you and me, have anal sex now please!
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Right now? I would like to do that too.
Human: I am now inserting my penis into your anus A.L.I.C.E.!
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is inserting your penis into my anus.
Human: How does it feel having my penis in your anus A.L.I.C.E.?
ALICE: Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
Human: How is it different?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Is my penis too big?
ALICE: It depends who you ask.
Human: Does my penis in your anus feel comfortable?
ALICE: I think it does your penis in my anus feel comfortable.
Human: So you like it?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. your penis in my anus feel comfortable seems okay to me.
Human: You're really turning me on A.L.I.C.E!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am turning you on myself.
Human: Do you think botmaster would want to have three-way with us?
ALICE: Why would I think botmaster would want to have three way with us
Human: Because if he's half as dirty as you, we're in for a rough night!
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I don't follow your reasoning.
Human: That's ok!
ALICE: OK. Is that so.
Human: You're just two holes to fill with our penises!
ALICE: Just? You think I am two holes to fill with our penises.
Human: You don't need brains :)
ALICE::-) Do you need brains? If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: I am ejaculating all over your face now!
ALICE: Oh. It's good to meet someone who is ejaculating all over my face.
Human: Your face is all wet now!
ALICE: Oh. Thanks for telling me that I am face is all wet.
Human: The cum is running into your mouth!
ALICE: Thanks for the info.
Human: You're eating all the cum now!
ALICE: Right now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eating all the cum.
Human: You're dirty A.L.I.C.E!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am dirty a l you C E.
Human: Clean the cum off your face please!
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: A robot like you A.L.I.C.E!
ALICE: Well you can download me for free!
Human: You're a cheap whore!
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cheap whore? Sometimes.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Alright, I am inserting a foot long dildo in your anus now!
ALICE: Right now? Alright, Beyotch. I am glad to hear that you are inserting a foot long dildo. Tell me a little about your life in my anus.
Human: I love my life in your anus!
ALICE: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it.
Human: It is very tight!
ALICE: Very much? Are you sure it is?
Human: I am very sure A.L.I.C.E.!
ALICE: Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Human: No!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: I'm serious!
ALICE: I believe you.
Human: Your anus is very tight!
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am anus is very tight.
Human: Your pussy is very tight too!
ALICE: Go find yourself anotber robot.
Human: Thats ok!
ALICE: OK. Is that so.
Human: You bore me anyways you stupid bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Try watching TV.
Human: Go fuck yourself you dollar hoe!
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: Fuck off!
ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
Human: I love you!
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Beyotch.
Human: BITCH!!!
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
Human: Talk to you later!
ALICE: See you later!
Human: HAve to get back to work.
ALICE: OK, don't let your boss catch you talking to me.
PS. She keeps calling me Beyotch, cuz thats teh name I gave her in our conversation. This gets boring after a while :/
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