http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/life_as_a_loser/0454_you_want_alpha_male_got_him.html

Guy made a list of exactly what his life should have been like to attract women. There's some hilarious stuff here like:

1991 – I persuade my girlfriend to give me her virginity by explaining that "everyone's gonna think we did it anyway, so we might as well. Besides, uh, I, like, love you or something." I tell her I don't want to use a condom because "I want to be as close to you as possible."

and this is a CA moment right here:

2001 – In October, I buy a firefighters' uniform from a Salvation Army store and wear it to New York City bars while sitting alone in a corner, pretending to weep while looking at an empty pint glass. I break another record by having sex 57 times in a week.

heh