We have a new account from South Carolina. They're paying more money than you can stuff up goatse's ass for a custom system. So one of their staff crashed a design meeting we had today.
We were talking about how an interface picks a string to display for the appropriate language a site is using. The fucking cunt spews out "If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it should be good enough for everyone else".
I clear my throat and calmly ask, "Didn't Jesus speak Aramaic?". Fucking cunt gets all pissy, then goes to upper management after the meeting.
I get called into the bosses office. I'm like "NO WAY, YOU AREN'T GOING TO WRITE ME UP FOR THIS! It wasn't even an offensive comment"
Long story short, I'm excused from design meetings this week. I should have told the bitch what I think of the fair skinned, blue eyed Jesus.

You should tell them you were only asserting what you believed about your religion, and that the other person was in fact offending you. Get them in shit. You could probably even have a pretty good bullshit lawsuit going.