so, some of you may or may not have noticed that i disappeared off the interweb. well last week i thought i had the flu, apparantly not. i ended up getting a virual infection that caused major complications that ended up with me in the hospitol so sick and dehydrated that i was almost dead by the time i got to the hospitol. though i could type a long ass story on the whole ordeal, i'll just type what i think would be the only part that you'd find any amusement.
at one point i had an i.v. in my right arm and also in my right inner thigh next to my dick. that's right, i had nurses touching my dick to do their job, with enuff liquids being pumped into my body that you could fill a pool or anus.

anyways if it wasn't for a certain doctor, i'd still be in the hospitol for probably another week due to the actions attempted by another certain bitch for a doctor. anyways the good doc was able to get me released from the hospitol so i could actually spend some time with my family on this easter.

btw, you all are still very very gay!


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your name is bitch, and i own you!

> so, some of you may or may not have noticed that i disappeared off the interweb.
> well last week i thought i had the flu, apparantly not. i ended up getting a
> virual infection that caused major complications that ended up with me in the
> hospitol so sick and dehydrated that i was almost dead by the time i got to the
> hospitol. though i could type a long ass story on the whole ordeal, i'll just
> type what i think would be the only part that you'd find any amusement.
> at one point i had an i.v. in my right arm and also in my right inner thigh next
> to my dick. that's right, i had nurses touching my dick to do their job, with
> enuff liquids being pumped into my body that you could fill a pool or anus.
>
> anyways if it wasn't for a certain doctor, i'd still be in the hospitol for
> probably another week due to the actions attempted by another certain bitch for
> a doctor. anyways the good doc was able to get me released from the hospitol so
> i could actually spend some time with my family on this easter.
>
> btw, you all are still very very gay!
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------
> your name is bitch, and i own you!
>

the 'get well soon' part is actually sincere, by the way.

>
>
> the 'get well soon' part is actually sincere, by the way.
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>

>
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> the 'get well soon' part is actually sincere, by the way.
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>

YOU'RE FUCKING EVIL IF YOU LAUGH!!!

> so, some of you may or may not have noticed that i disappeared off the interweb.
> well last week i thought i had the flu, apparantly not. i ended up getting a
> virual infection that caused major complications that ended up with me in the
> hospitol so sick and dehydrated that i was almost dead by the time i got to the
> hospitol. though i could type a long ass story on the whole ordeal, i'll just
> type what i think would be the only part that you'd find any amusement.
> at one point i had an i.v. in my right arm and also in my right inner thigh next
> to my dick. that's right, i had nurses touching my dick to do their job, with
> enuff liquids being pumped into my body that you could fill a pool or anus.
>
> anyways if it wasn't for a certain doctor, i'd still be in the hospitol for
> probably another week due to the actions attempted by another certain bitch for
> a doctor. anyways the good doc was able to get me released from the hospitol so
> i could actually spend some time with my family on this easter.
>
> btw, you all are still very very gay!
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------
> your name is bitch, and i own you!
>



The Master would not approve of this sig.

> YOU'RE FUCKING EVIL IF YOU LAUGH!!!
>
>
>

> so, some of you may or may not have noticed that i disappeared off the interweb.
> well last week i thought i had the flu, apparantly not. i ended up getting a
> virual infection that caused major complications that ended up with me in the
> hospitol so sick and dehydrated that i was almost dead by the time i got to the
> hospitol. though i could type a long ass story on the whole ordeal, i'll just
> type what i think would be the only part that you'd find any amusement.
> at one point i had an i.v. in my right arm and also in my right inner thigh next
> to my dick. that's right, i had nurses touching my dick to do their job, with
> enuff liquids being pumped into my body that you could fill a pool or anus.
>
> anyways if it wasn't for a certain doctor, i'd still be in the hospitol for
> probably another week due to the actions attempted by another certain bitch for
> a doctor. anyways the good doc was able to get me released from the hospitol so
> i could actually spend some time with my family on this easter.
>
> btw, you all are still very very gay!
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------
> your name is bitch, and i own you!
>

> ...the actions attempted by another certain bitch for a doctor.

WTF was she doing out of the kitchen? Uppity bitches. Give 'em a degree and a title and all of a sudden they think they have a Y-chromosome.

J/K

Feel better

imagine the irony if she had died friday.

as far as her, i had already stopped listening/reading/seeing anything else about her, i just change the channel. i'd rather hear the buttwider "wuzzup" over this.


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your name is bitch, and i own you!

with one next to my dick. and i shit you not when i tell ya that the nurse assisting during the surgery to put that in, told me as i laid nekkid on my strechter as the doc (also a chick) finished and was out of the room, "what a hell of a way to meet for me to tell ya that i will be your nurse today".


**cues jokes about "head" nurse**


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your name is bitch, and i own you!

> so, some of you may or may not have noticed that i disappeared off the interweb.
> well last week i thought i had the flu, apparantly not. i ended up getting a
> virual infection that caused major complications that ended up with me in the
> hospitol so sick and dehydrated that i was almost dead by the time i got to the
> hospitol. though i could type a long ass story on the whole ordeal, i'll just
> type what i think would be the only part that you'd find any amusement.
> at one point i had an i.v. in my right arm and also in my right inner thigh next
> to my dick. that's right, i had nurses touching my dick to do their job, with
> enuff liquids being pumped into my body that you could fill a pool or anus.
>
> anyways if it wasn't for a certain doctor, i'd still be in the hospitol for
> probably another week due to the actions attempted by another certain bitch for
> a doctor. anyways the good doc was able to get me released from the hospitol so
> i could actually spend some time with my family on this easter.
>
> btw, you all are still very very gay!
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------
> your name is bitch, and i own you!
>

putting the moves on the nurses, yo


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