One of these days I'm gonna be a gun carrying nazi. I'll get the carry permit by attending classes and yadda yadda but if some fucker tries to jack me for my gold grill that I bought off Shankies in the Dillards parking lot I'll probably shoot him in the leg and then, while he's down, just kick him in the back of his head until he's unresponsive. If it's not in a city or dark alley and someone actually cares enough about the piece of shit that died then I'll probably get caught.

Since my record is clean, do you think I could get off with just probation or maybe insanity since he scared the poop outta me making me kick the living shit outta him and selling his body to Joffe for his necrophilia fix? Ol' Joe Lieberman would probably agree if I claimed that video games made me do it.

heh