Yes, your good ol' pal DK popped his cherry today. Not so much popped though, more like squeezed a pimple. Un-fucking-fortunatly i couldn't perform all that well because of the shit the damn anti-depressants are doing to my cock. I'll have to get a hold of my doctor and discuss the situation, this is a serious handicap.

To quote Crow T. Robot: "Thank you God, thank you so bloddy much!"

I'll say more when i'm not so sleepy.


The Master would not approve of this sig.

a celebratory goatse is in order. i am too lazy to put it up, but bully to you, teddy roosevelt!

In conclusion, I don't remember what I was going to say, but I thank god that Benjamin Franklin fought in World War I so I could have the freedom to say it.

> Yes, your good ol' pal DK popped his cherry today. Not so much popped though,
> more like squeezed a pimple. Un-fucking-fortunatly i couldn't perform all that
> well because of the shit the damn anti-depressants are doing to my cock. I'll
> have to get a hold of my doctor and discuss the situation, this is a serious
> handicap.

That may get better on its own as your body gets more used to it. It stops any chance of premature ejaculation, anyway. The whole "having sex and not being able to come for ages" thing seemed to be an advantage to me.

Of course, if you have a penis the size of a pimple, then only surgery can help...

at knifepoint.

Never had any doubts. ;-)




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> Yes, your good ol' pal DK popped his cherry today. Not so much popped though,
> more like squeezed a pimple. Un-fucking-fortunatly i couldn't perform all that
> well because of the shit the damn anti-depressants are doing to my cock. I'll
> have to get a hold of my doctor and discuss the situation, this is a serious
> handicap.
>
> To quote Crow T. Robot: "Thank you God, thank you so bloddy much!"
>
> I'll say more when i'm not so sleepy.
>
>
> The Master would not approve of this sig.
>

Anti-depressants sure doesn't help so don't be hard on yourself. Hell, I don't take any medication and with the new lady (yeah it's been a month) it must have took me almost 10 tries to get the juice out of teh cock. There's plenty of factors for that, and it's normal. Stress could be ranked #1. Anyway, I'm not a one night stand guy I suppose eh.

You have passed the ritual to become a man!

/me send beer via paypal bitch


Testing underwear in outer space

Don't forget to exercise the ol' PC muscle and you'll have
erections longer and be able to 'control yourself' for a
longer period of time as well.

Where is the PC muscle? Pretend like you have to take a
crap or a piss but have to hold it in. That's the PC
muscle that holds it in. It feels like you're sucking the
area between your cock and your ass to inside your body
when you exert the PC muscle strongly enough.

Anyways, practice contracting the muscle every day. Try to
do 200-300 contractions at a time. Nice thing is that you
can do it while sitting in the car, lying in bed at night,
etc. No one will know you're exercising but j00.

Congrats again for putting the hammer down!

asdf

-nt

I'll quote this hilarious kid:

"Now, you can't just fuck her. You have to romance her too. Buy her flowers, take her out to dinner, that kind of nonsense. Girls like that crap. Fucking is nice, but if that's all you do, she'll get bored and leave you."

Jeez, every time I read this stuff it slays me...

Congratulations bitch, I'm proud to hear my boys are all growing into fine men. Soon my day will come... hehehe.

> Yes, your good ol' pal DK popped his cherry today. Not so much popped though,
> more like squeezed a pimple. Un-fucking-fortunatly i couldn't perform all that
> well because of the shit the damn anti-depressants are doing to my cock. I'll
> have to get a hold of my doctor and discuss the situation, this is a serious
> handicap.
>
> To quote Crow T. Robot: "Thank you God, thank you so bloddy much!"
>
> I'll say more when i'm not so sleepy.
>
>
> The Master would not approve of this sig.
>