A real man takes every disadvantage and turns it into an advantage. You are sitting here whining like a little bitch, when the most perfect excuse to talk her into BUTTSEX just dropped out of heaven. That's what you should be thanking them gods for.

If I hear any more whiney shit out of you I'm gonna start calling you the Bitch Knight, and tell you to just stick to fucking your teddy bears. You better have fucked her the night she stops bleeding, and we had better hear you at least got a couple of fingers up her ass by the end of the week. One day you'll thank me for the tough love.