Well if it's one of those square Japanese watermelons, You'll be laughed out of court, round eye!

> > I'm pretty sure that if I squeezed a watermelon out my anus, I'd claim it as
> my
> > own.
> eon, if you pop a watermelon out i will fight for my joint custody. you just
> want it all to yourself while i pay watermelon support, and that shit isn't
> going to fly. you know i hit you because i love you, baby.
>
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