I was looking through his online diary, and found this:

All the princesses that I've romanced were always kinkier if they wore hoop
earrings. What do you think?

Here's one of my many experiences with a princess wearing enormous hoop
earrings. Not only were they huge, she was wearing double. After
our romantic date, she couldn't wait to get to my place (just like all
of my first dates). She "wanted" to see my guitar collection.
She got the opportunity to hear my angelic yet masculine voice sing a
song I've been working on. One thing led to another and before you know
it, we're on my silk sheets kissing passionately. She took charge and
demanded that I "fuck her in the ass."

Afterwards, I thought we were done, but she still continued! These
lyrics kept playing in my head over and over again: "She put it in her
mouth!" I figured that since I always eat extremely high quality, fresh,
and expensive foods combined with my fast metabolism, my fecal matter
was just like slightly old food homeless people ate. I was going to grab
the hoops like handles and use them to control her head movement, but
my strong grip would surely have warped them.

I'm STILL Rick James, bitch