19 states, 4700 miles, $2700+ and two weeks of just whatever you feel like doing.
You east coast people have to put up with some horrible taxation, stress, traffic, etc, but there's more to do there than I would ever see in Ok-a-lahoma
New York is very overwhelming when your own hometown has 150 people.
But I have to say honestly most every state in the east has long stretches of just horrible, horrible stench. Be it New Jersey's "protected" swamplands or Pennsylvania's factory rows, I was never so glad to get back to my little rock house, even with a lawn three foot high.