> Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having
> sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
>
> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals
> must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by
> death.
>
> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
> forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see
> their reflection in a mirror.
>
> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies
> to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
> piece of wood at all times.
>
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
> deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
> first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
> marry.
>
> Joffeman is allowed at all times to post naked male ass on message boards.
>
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband,
> but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand,
> may be killed in any manner desired.)
>
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only tropical fish
> stores.
>
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
> time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
>
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her
> daughter at the same time.
>
> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
> exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
> where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."
>
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> I'm STILL Rick James, bitch
>