A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for is birthday. The clerk
said, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them
this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more
blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical
and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need
to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise ! of pots and pans
flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone!

I'm STILL Rick James, bitch