> A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for is birthday. The clerk
> said, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give
> blowjobs!"
> "Blowjobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them
> this month," he said.
>
> The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... no more
>
> blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
>
> When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical
> and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need
> to perform this less than riveting act again.
>
> In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise ! of pots and pans
> flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
> downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
> cookbooks.
>
> "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
>
> The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone!
>
>
>
>
> I'm STILL Rick James, bitch
>