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> The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of
> Dacula, GA,
> in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
>
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,
> and
> public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop.
>
> "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around
> here
> for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over, picked out a pumpkin, cut a hole
> in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it,
> you know?"
>
> Patrol officer Brenda Taylor pulled over and approached him.
>
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked
> up to
> (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
>
> "I just went up and said"... "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you
> are screwing a pumpkin?"
>
> "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me
> straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?'"
>
>
>
>
> I'm STILL Rick James, bitch
>
scrape it off your mom's face.
OHSNAP.
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