Equipment:
Laptop with 802.11b/g capability
Local bookstore/netcafe with wireless network

Directions:
1. Park outside the netcafe, set up laptop, and connect to their network
2. Set up garbage email account
3. Get on various porn/gay/bestiality newgroups and post the fucktard's information such as email addy, home phone number, etc.
4. Wait and enjoy the thought that their information is getting run through more filthy crevases than Ashlee.