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Posted byTrizae
Posted on12/17/05 08:06 AM

> MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking
> with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a
> remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his
> own mother!
> "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl
> of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing
> white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
> "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our
> lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God!
> it's Mama!' "
> But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the
> error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a
> restricted beach after dark.
> "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop,"
> recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV
> station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story
> was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on
> the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
> The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced
> Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the
> Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.
> "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure,
> and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said
> flabbergasted Daniel.
> "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
> Read the rest here:
> http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

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*Why you should never flirt on the internet  itchyNADZ12/16/05 02:56 PM
..LMAOROFLWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -nt-  Trizae12/17/05 08:06 AM
.*no, just don't do it because the internet is gay  Joffeman12/16/05 10:16 PM
..*of course it is, you're on the internet, so is goatse -nt-  skydoune12/17/05 01:59 AM