- Japanese porn: I can't stand how those girls try to act like they're being brutally raped, I'm not convinced that little peepee is really giving you a good scare, maybe it's some Japanese male fantasy thing that the girls play to. If someone can direct me to non-Japanese-guy-on-Japanese-girl porn I'd appreciate it and I don't mean whored-up Americanized Japanese girls. I once had a video of black dudes fucking a Japanese woman but it was sensored. TOSS

- Limp dudes: Occasionally I come across some porn where a guy can't keep it up and he's trying to cram himself in but it's not happenin'.

- Ragged pussies: The whore shaved her pussy one too many times and it looks like the skin of a rotten grapefruit; grow some pubes over that ugly shit and just keep it maintained.

- Don: This fucker fucks a lotta Asian women and he usually talks through the whole god damned thing, 'you like to ride the horsey, you like it?', 'you wanna grab onto Don's penis?', NO I DON'T STFU I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON THE WHORE AND YOU'RE TALKING, ASSHOLE.

- Dubbed porn: Seriously, why the fuck does this exist? I guess there are some wierd people that actually wanna listen to any dialog but to go and totally ruin the porn by dubbing it to German and actually dubbing in artificial moans. Is that necessary?

That's all I could think of for now. ZZZZzzzzz

and the japanese guys too, they scream more than the women the small dicked fagots!

... when I was younger ...


"Why was the condom sulking in the toilet?"
...
"Because it was pissed-off"

"Mature" porn - If i wanted to see a saggy old whore i'd just cruise the downtown streets.

Old guys fucking teens - If i wanna pretend i'm the one boning the bitch, how can i do that when the guy has an old wrinkly dick and a massive gut?

Dubbed porn - Beavis Christ do i agree with you!

Censored porn - Fuck you Japan, if you can't show snatch in your country, at least export some decent shit without the mosaic cunts.

Close ups of stretched assholes and cunts - If i'm seeing anal, i'm just interested in the pumping, i don't want to see how stretched out her hole looks from a closeup.

Too many video effects - fuck dissolves, lens flares, sepia tones and such, if the video editor couldn't cut it in hollywood we shouldn't suffer because of his delusions of grandeur.

Softcore porn - Fuck you, my mother could make softcore you fucking pansies.

Lipstick lesbians - If i'm seeing two women get down, i don't want pecking and caressing, i want tonging, fingering, whatever, just FUCK EACHOTHER ALREADY!




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> Lipstick lesbians - If i'm seeing two women get down, i don't want pecking and
> caressing, i want tonging, fingering, whatever, just FUCK EACHOTHER ALREADY!

Lipstick lesbians are lesbians that still look like pretty girls rather than butch men straight out of prison

http://belladonna.org/lipsticklesbian.html

> Too many video effects - fuck dissolves, lens flares, sepia tones and such, if
> the video editor couldn't cut it in hollywood we shouldn't suffer because of his
> delusions of grandeur.



lmao...

> - Japanese porn: I can't stand how those girls try to act like they're being
> brutally raped, I'm not convinced that little peepee is really giving you a good
> scare, maybe it's some Japanese male fantasy thing that the girls play to. If
> someone can direct me to non-Japanese-guy-on-Japanese-girl porn I'd appreciate
> it and I don't mean whored-up Americanized Japanese girls. I once had a video
> of black dudes fucking a Japanese woman but it was sensored. TOSS
>
> - Limp dudes: Occasionally I come across some porn where a guy can't keep it up
> and he's trying to cram himself in but it's not happenin'.
>
> - Ragged pussies: The whore shaved her pussy one too many times and it looks
> like the skin of a rotten grapefruit; grow some pubes over that ugly shit and
> just keep it maintained.
>
> - Don: This fucker fucks a lotta Asian women and he usually talks through the
> whole god damned thing, 'you like to ride the horsey, you like it?', 'you wanna
> grab onto Don's penis?', NO I DON'T STFU I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON THE WHORE AND
> YOU'RE TALKING, ASSHOLE.
>
> - Dubbed porn: Seriously, why the fuck does this exist? I guess there are some
> wierd people that actually wanna listen to any dialog but to go and totally ruin
> the porn by dubbing it to German and actually dubbing in artificial moans. Is
> that necessary?
>
> That's all I could think of for now. ZZZZzzzzz
>
>

> > Lipstick lesbians - If i'm seeing two women get down, i don't want pecking and
> > caressing, i want tonging, fingering, whatever, just FUCK EACHOTHER ALREADY!
>
> Lipstick lesbians are lesbians that still look like pretty girls rather than
> butch men straight out of prison
>
> http://belladonna.org/lipsticklesbian.html
>



The Master would not approve of this sig.

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A cock appears at the corner of the screen, you hear "paaaaaarrrriiiiis"
She goes for it and just as she opens her mouth to suck it, posty slaps her hard across the face. Right as she looks up, and just before she starts crying, posty begins beating the living tar out of her. If you could get Linsay Lohan to piss on her at that point, you got a great porn.

-Porn with REAL vegetables: for fuck's sake show some conscience. Use inflatable legumes instead.