The current skank I'm (was)with got a wild hair, and wanted to go get some porno. My halo clicks on "Porno you say?". I let her think she's talking me into going to the infamous porn shop. There's only one in the county, and they've been trying to shut it down for years because it's four blocks from an elementary school

We get there and she's all "What do you like?". I act all prude like I've never seen this shit before. I get her to pick out a lesbian flick thinking I'm going easy on her, and we go to the counter.

The DVD was like $40. She askes the guy what it costs to rent. He says $6, and he needs a valid driver's licence. I'm like there's no fucking way I'm leaving eveidence I was here. So she whips out her's. The guy slides it and says "Miss you already have an account, you don't need to sign up". My mouth drops. I did not see that coming.

*Drum roll for typical CK fuck up*
So on the way out she's like "What, now you think I'm a slut or something?"
I'm like "You're pretty stupid too if you think that no one would notice you already rent there". I have no idea where that came from. My fucking mouth got away from me again. Had a perfect little dirty bird in the hand.