You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.


The Personality Defect Test

You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Capitalist Pig.

Smartass
You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

Robot
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

I may be a robot, but i sure can do the robot.


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> I may be a robot, but i sure can do the robot.
>
>
> The Master would not approve of this sig.
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> You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
> You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you
> are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your
> skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and
> combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who
> probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however,
> you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You
> just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather
> rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his
> arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your
> personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely
> overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE
> GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually
> everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't.
>
> To put it less negatively:
>
> 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
>
> 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
>
> 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
>
> 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
>
> Compatibility:
>
> Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap.
>
> Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the
> Haughty Intellectual, and the Capitalist Pig.
>



[download a life]

> You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a
> shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very
> low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you
> probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself. Combine these traits
> with your hatred of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be
> quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are
> also a very humble person--not a braggart at all--meaning you could possibly
> have low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting
> rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you
> probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the
> motivations are there. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you
> are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one
> hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
>
> Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
>
> Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig,
> the Smartass, and the Sociopath.
>
>
> The Personality Defect Test
>

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

And I'm way too drunk to take that test. I only got to page 2

DAMNIT!

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I GIVE UP!!!!!!!

> And I'm way too drunk to take that test. I only got to page 2

i'll take titties as well. and a side of young boy rectum.