Give them flowers and you get to dump a load in her butt. Rings just make them fat.

> This month is my gf's birthday, and two days later our 1 year relationship
> aniversary(sp?) .
>
> Birthday gifts: pair of shoes R$50; breakfast basket with flowers and the works
> R$60
> aniversary gifts: new pair of commitment rings R$50; a dozen roses R$30; Plush
> kitty R$30
>
> Total = My broke ass.
>
> After all of this, i think i'm just gonna hold the kitty over 'till valentine's
> day (here in Brasil it's in June-July iirc). I gotta space out my expenses a
> bit.
>
> And i still haven't been able to find a payed internship for my Human Resources
> training from college.
> I sure as shit hope i can get that straightened out by next month, i'm totally
> broke.
> Shit, and i still had my eye on a 5.1 sound system for this comp and a set of
> used weights to try to get my fat ass into a slightly less fat-assish shape
> since i had to stop working out at the gym 'cause it was cutting into my study
> hours.
> Thank god i don't have to buy beer. Still got 2 dozens in the fridge leftover
> from christmas. :-P
>
> Send paypal
>
>
> The Master would not approve of this sig.
>