I was at a crowded club. I made it through the long line for the restroom. On my way out some guy started pissing in the sink. I said "Goddamn, this will be the time someone will tell you not to wash your hands." The guy finished pissing and turned around. He hobbled up to me with his pants still down, dick flopping out and was talking shit.
I had to. Out of fucking principle I punched him right in the mouth. His friends jumped in, other people jumped in, and the jackass couldn't move well with his pants down. When he fell to the floor I kicked the shit out of him. I kind of had two. If you can't kick the shit out of someone with their pants down there has to be something wrong with you.
Anyway everyone in there at the time got kicked out and 86ed. I know you're all gonna tell me to grow up, but it was worth it.