there's a friend of mine who is a superhomophobe (very conservative bloke, but he's a mate, y'know). i make a point of sneaking up behind him & kissing him whenever possible, and it 'creeps him out'. he goes to the bar and just takes photos and dances sometimes, i haven't ever seen him drink.

he's a good guy, but it's pretty apparent he makes a conscious effort to make the impression that he REALLY doesn't like dudes. if you try that hard, it's something to wonder about, that's all i'm saying.