I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere. Then my ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every opportunity. Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my wristband right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she dated after I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better, and how hot you are"
I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that? Goddamn you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment very funny at all.