I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere. Then my ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every opportunity. Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my wristband right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she dated after I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better, and how hot you are"
I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that? Goddamn you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment very funny at all.

> I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere. Then my
> ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every opportunity.
> Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my wristband
> right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she dated after
> I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better, and how
> hot you are"
> I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that? Goddamn
> you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
> Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment very
> funny at all.
>
>

> > I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere. Then
> my
> > ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every
> opportunity.
> > Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my wristband
> > right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she dated
> after
> > I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better, and
> how
> > hot you are"
> > I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that? Goddamn
> > you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
> > Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment very
> > funny at all.
> >
> >
>
>
>

If a woman is acting like a bitch, tell her, even if she's your ex, that's my point of view.

> I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere. Then my
> ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every opportunity.
> Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my wristband
> right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she dated after
> I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better, and how
> hot you are"
> I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that? Goddamn
> you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
> Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment very
> funny at all.

And by "fuck her," I mean "the only thing you should be putting in her vagina is your fist... from the uterine side." If The Goddamn Sisterhood is more important to her than seeing a bitch for the bitch she is, let her have The Goddamn Sisterhood. Kick her in the box and shove her for The Goddamn Brotherhood.

> > I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere. Then
> my
> > ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every
> opportunity.
> > Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my wristband
> > right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she dated
> after
> > I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better, and
> how
> > hot you are"
> > I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that? Goddamn
> > you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
> > Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment very
> > funny at all.
>
> And by "fuck her," I mean "the only thing you should be putting in her vagina is
> your fist... from the uterine side." If The Goddamn Sisterhood is more
> important to her than seeing a bitch for the bitch she is, let her have The
> Goddamn Sisterhood. Kick her in the box and shove her for The Goddamn
> Brotherhood.
>

> > > I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere.
> Then
> > my
> > > ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every
> > opportunity.
> > > Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my
> wristband
> > > right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she dated
> > after
> > > I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better, and
> > how
> > > hot you are"
> > > I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that? Goddamn
> > > you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
> > > Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment very
> > > funny at all.
> >
> > And by "fuck her," I mean "the only thing you should be putting in her vagina
> is
> > your fist... from the uterine side." If The Goddamn Sisterhood is more
> > important to her than seeing a bitch for the bitch she is, let her have The
> > Goddamn Sisterhood. Kick her in the box and shove her for The Goddamn
> > Brotherhood.
> >
>

> > > > I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere.
> > Then
> > > my
> > > > ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every
> > > opportunity.
> > > > Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my
> > wristband
> > > > right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she dated
> > > after
> > > > I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better,
> and
> > > how
> > > > hot you are"
> > > > I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that?
> Goddamn
> > > > you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
> > > > Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment
> very
> > > > funny at all.
> > >
> > > And by "fuck her," I mean "the only thing you should be putting in her
> vagina
> > is
> > > your fist... from the uterine side." If The Goddamn Sisterhood is more
> > > important to her than seeing a bitch for the bitch she is, let her have The
> > > Goddamn Sisterhood. Kick her in the box and shove her for The Goddamn
> > > Brotherhood.
> > >
> >
>

> > > > > I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy everywhere.
> > > Then
> > > > my
> > > > > ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every
> > > > opportunity.
> > > > > Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my
> > > wristband
> > > > > right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she
> dated
> > > > after
> > > > > I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much better,
> > and
> > > > how
> > > > > hot you are"
> > > > > I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that?
> > Goddamn
> > > > > you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
> > > > > Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that comment
> > very
> > > > > funny at all.
> > > >
> > > > And by "fuck her," I mean "the only thing you should be putting in her
> > vagina
> > > is
> > > > your fist... from the uterine side." If The Goddamn Sisterhood is more
> > > > important to her than seeing a bitch for the bitch she is, let her have
> The
> > > > Goddamn Sisterhood. Kick her in the box and shove her for The Goddamn
> > > > Brotherhood.
> > > >
> > >
> >
>

> > > > > > I was having a pretty good time the other night. Eye candy
> everywhere.
> > > > Then
> > > > > my
> > > > > > ex made an appearance. First she started cock blocking me at every
> > > > > opportunity.
> > > > > > Then she started getting real obnoxious, and kept trying to rip my
> > > > wristband
> > > > > > right off my arm. Finally she starts talking shit about the guy she
> > dated
> > > > > after
> > > > > > I left her. She was all "I'm kept telling him how you were much
> better,
> > > and
> > > > > how
> > > > > > hot you are"
> > > > > > I was three sheets to the wind and blurted out "You told him that?
> > > Goddamn
> > > > > > you're cold blooded. I'm so glad we broke up"
> > > > > > Short story long, the girl I wanted to be with didn't find that
> comment
> > > very
> > > > > > funny at all.
> > > > >
> > > > > And by "fuck her," I mean "the only thing you should be putting in her
> > > vagina
> > > > is
> > > > > your fist... from the uterine side." If The Goddamn Sisterhood is more
> > > > > important to her than seeing a bitch for the bitch she is, let her have
> > The
> > > > > Goddamn Sisterhood. Kick her in the box and shove her for The Goddamn
> > > > > Brotherhood.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>