The universe doesn't allow me to have that good of a day. An automatic exercising of vested company shares just netted me a check for $1600.35 after taxes. Something costing me about $1700 is bound to happen any minute now.

Or better yet, send it to me. I'll take a cursed 1600 bucks anyday. :-P

All work and no play makes me..., well, you know the rest.

But then I'd be fucked with a $1600 computer and shipping bill, plus the $1700 bill the world has planned for me. I better not even cash the check.

> Or better yet, send it to me. I'll take a cursed 1600 bucks anyday. :-P
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> All work and no play makes me..., well, you know the rest.
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