My Cell rings, and there's this angry Middle Eastern sounding guy screaming at me. "Your caller ID is on my phone, you called me".
I told him "Nope, wasn't me"
He kept screaming "Your number is right here in the caller ID, you called me."
I told him "No I didn't, maybe your phone malfunctioned"
The freak goes of "YOUR NUMBER IS RIGHT HERE! YOU CALLED ME!"
I told him "Get over it, your wasting minutes"
Again he screams "YOUR NUMBER IS RIGHT HERE! YOU CALLED ME!"
Finally I tell him "Does it sound like I want to talk to you, bitch? You don't have any friends do you?"
He was all "DO NOT CALL ME BITCH! YOU CALLED ME!"
I told him "Yeah I called you a bitch. Listen, I don't have anymore weapons grade plutonium." I think he hung up, but it sounded more like he threw the phone into something.

My caller ID says unknown, otherwise I'd post it for you guys to have some fun.