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I 'was' hanging out with this one chick. A few weeks ago my friends and I had these custom wristbands made that said "I LOVE TITTIES". I happened to give her one that glows in the dark. She left it on her dashboard so it would glow later and forgot about it. I guess her Mom found it when they went to lunch the other day.
Anyway I go to her place, and she introduces her Mom. The first and only thing she said was "So you love titties, is that right?"
So in my Texas drawl I repiled "Why yes maam, I love them titties as much as the red white and blue."
There was an uncomfortable silence fo 30 seconds. Then her Mom picked up her purse and left without a word.
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