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> None of you fucker's will belive this. All I got to say is go to the store, and
> try it.
>
> It was a friends birthday. About 15 of us were getting rowdy in a bar, drinking
> shots, and I was in true form. A couple of the guys made a paper roll that had
> about 20 Mentos in it. We were on the patio with a 2 liter bottle of diet coke
> (I believe it requires that exact recipe).
>
> I'm 3 sheets to the wind. And I'm all fuck this you guys are amatures. I take
> the diet coke, and the mentos and go inside. Everyone follows me thinking I
> don't have the balls. I notice these two girls at the bar that were cunts
> earlier and go right next to them.
>
> I call over the bartender and put a $20 bill on the bar. I tell him take a
> credit card. Put it over the mouth of the diet coke. Take this paper roll full
> of mentos and line it up over the mouth of the bottle. If you can pull out the
> credit card and drop all the candy in the bottle the $20 is yours. I told him
> that it's virtually impossible.
>
> He was all "This is stupid". I reach for the bill, gloating I knew he couldn't,
> and he's all "Wait I'll take your money"
>
> So he put a credit card over the mouth, takes about 3 minutes lining up the
> roll, then zips out the card, dropping all the candy in the bottle. He reaches
> for the money, when half the contents of the bottle violently erupt all over the
> ceiling, the bitches, the bar, the bartender, the bottles of booze, and all over
> the bitch's purse and cell phone.
>
> Everyone at the birthday party was kicked out, and we can't go back for a month.
>
>
>
All work and no play makes me..., well, you know the rest.
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