I went to the Bacardi Distillery when I went to Puerto Rico and now I have a mega hardon for mojitos. I bought my own goddam mint leaves and all that shit and I've been trying to make them on my own and I'm doing a miserable job. I've been using way too much booze and not enough sweet shit so it's not the sissy drink that I'm used to.

I'm good at drinking beers then having booze. I'm cool like that. But if I have the booze first I have no way to gauge my drunkeness. Now I'm fucking retatrded and I can't fucking find the keys on my keyboard anymore.

Gay confession of the night; I'm listening to Angels & Airwaves and I like some of their songs. I also love BLink. 27 and I listen to teenie bopper pop punk rock. Fuck you.

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