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Subjectanother proof bitches are hoes :-( new Reply to this message
Posted byAzzmon
Posted on06/24/06 12:09 PM



So I met this girl a couple of weeks ago, and we've been communicating a lot through both SMSes and messenger.
Last weekend I even went and picked her up, and gave her a bit of the azzmon love.
The last week she has been constantly sending me SMSes saying how much she misses me etc (She had to go away for summer work).
So yesterday I went with a friend to a party near where she lives this summer, mostly to see her again. Anyway, we invited her over and offered her some drinks. We all got pretty drunk.
Then I went in to take a piss and get another beer, and when I came back out she was sitting on the lap of the guy who owns the house (and is also a friend and colleague of me), making out with him.
So I took her aside at a fitting moment and asked her about wtf she was doing. She then gives me some shitty speech about having just been in a long term relationship and now she just wanted to have fun.
Then she went after my friend again.
I was supposed to stay there and drink today too, but I decided to take the bus back home instead, fearing I might do something stupid.
I am now contemplating whether or not to drink tonight with some other friends.




SubjectThe rules of the games always apply for us, subject to change by them-nt- new Reply to this message
Posted byEvildrak
Posted on06/24/06 12:11 PM



> So I met this girl a couple of weeks ago, and we've been communicating a lot
> through both SMSes and messenger.
> Last weekend I even went and picked her up, and gave her a bit of the azzmon
> love.
> The last week she has been constantly sending me SMSes saying how much she
> misses me etc (She had to go away for summer work).
> So yesterday I went with a friend to a party near where she lives this summer,
> mostly to see her again. Anyway, we invited her over and offered her some
> drinks. We all got pretty drunk.
> Then I went in to take a piss and get another beer, and when I came back out she
> was sitting on the lap of the guy who owns the house (and is also a friend and
> colleague of me), making out with him.
> So I took her aside at a fitting moment and asked her about wtf she was doing.
> She then gives me some shitty speech about having just been in a long term
> relationship and now she just wanted to have fun.
> Then she went after my friend again.
> I was supposed to stay there and drink today too, but I decided to take the bus
> back home instead, fearing I might do something stupid.
> I am now contemplating whether or not to drink tonight with some other friends.
>



Subjecttrue that -nt- now i shall drink and forget new Reply to this message
Posted byAzzmon
Posted on06/24/06 12:23 PM



> > So I met this girl a couple of weeks ago, and we've been communicating a lot
> > through both SMSes and messenger.
> > Last weekend I even went and picked her up, and gave her a bit of the azzmon
> > love.
> > The last week she has been constantly sending me SMSes saying how much she
> > misses me etc (She had to go away for summer work).
> > So yesterday I went with a friend to a party near where she lives this summer,
> > mostly to see her again. Anyway, we invited her over and offered her some
> > drinks. We all got pretty drunk.
> > Then I went in to take a piss and get another beer, and when I came back out
> she
> > was sitting on the lap of the guy who owns the house (and is also a friend and
> > colleague of me), making out with him.
> > So I took her aside at a fitting moment and asked her about wtf she was doing.
> > She then gives me some shitty speech about having just been in a long term
> > relationship and now she just wanted to have fun.
> > Then she went after my friend again.
> > I was supposed to stay there and drink today too, but I decided to take the
> bus
> > back home instead, fearing I might do something stupid.
> > I am now contemplating whether or not to drink tonight with some other
> friends.
> >
>





SubjectAzzmon: "You Know You Can't Make A Hoe A Housewife" -nt- new Reply to this message
Posted byTrizae
Posted on06/24/06 04:53 PM



> So I met this girl a couple of weeks ago, and we've been communicating a lot
> through both SMSes and messenger.
> Last weekend I even went and picked her up, and gave her a bit of the azzmon
> love.
> The last week she has been constantly sending me SMSes saying how much she
> misses me etc (She had to go away for summer work).
> So yesterday I went with a friend to a party near where she lives this summer,
> mostly to see her again. Anyway, we invited her over and offered her some
> drinks. We all got pretty drunk.
> Then I went in to take a piss and get another beer, and when I came back out she
> was sitting on the lap of the guy who owns the house (and is also a friend and
> colleague of me), making out with him.
> So I took her aside at a fitting moment and asked her about wtf she was doing.
> She then gives me some shitty speech about having just been in a long term
> relationship and now she just wanted to have fun.
> Then she went after my friend again.
> I was supposed to stay there and drink today too, but I decided to take the bus
> back home instead, fearing I might do something stupid.
> I am now contemplating whether or not to drink tonight with some other friends.
>





SubjectKey Words new Reply to this message
Posted byCereal Killer
Posted on06/24/06 05:36 PM



"guy who owns the house". You gotta keep bitches on a`short leash, or they'll run into a bigger nicer yard and make themselves at home.




SubjectRe: another proof bitches are hoes :-( Reply to this message
Posted byn2locarz
Posted on06/24/06 09:20 PM



That sucks bigtime. Had that same thing happen to me once. My stomache dropped when I saw her. Personally, I wouldn't let it get to you. Just be thankful you only wasted a short amount of time instead of years. You can always scare your buddy that was mac'n with her. Follow him into the restroom and while pissing at the urinals, mention that after you and the ho hooked up, you may have gotten and std. Just mention it, then blow it off. I guarantee i will drive hime insane. He won't forget it. It's a great joke.

n2




Subjectstop dating stupid whores -nt- new Reply to this message
Posted byskydoune
Posted on06/25/06 00:14 AM



> So I met this girl a couple of weeks ago, and we've been communicating a lot
> through both SMSes and messenger.
> Last weekend I even went and picked her up, and gave her a bit of the azzmon
> love.
> The last week she has been constantly sending me SMSes saying how much she
> misses me etc (She had to go away for summer work).
> So yesterday I went with a friend to a party near where she lives this summer,
> mostly to see her again. Anyway, we invited her over and offered her some
> drinks. We all got pretty drunk.
> Then I went in to take a piss and get another beer, and when I came back out she
> was sitting on the lap of the guy who owns the house (and is also a friend and
> colleague of me), making out with him.
> So I took her aside at a fitting moment and asked her about wtf she was doing.
> She then gives me some shitty speech about having just been in a long term
> relationship and now she just wanted to have fun.
> Then she went after my friend again.
> I was supposed to stay there and drink today too, but I decided to take the bus
> back home instead, fearing I might do something stupid.
> I am now contemplating whether or not to drink tonight with some other friends.
>





SubjectRe: another proof bitches are hoes :-( new Reply to this message
Posted byAnonymous (71.235.18.147)
Posted on06/28/06 12:49 PM



As if you wouldn't have done the same had the home owner been a hot female that showed interest in you.



> So I met this girl a couple of weeks ago, and we've been communicating a lot
> through both SMSes and messenger.
> Last weekend I even went and picked her up, and gave her a bit of the azzmon
> love.
> The last week she has been constantly sending me SMSes saying how much she
> misses me etc (She had to go away for summer work).
> So yesterday I went with a friend to a party near where she lives this summer,
> mostly to see her again. Anyway, we invited her over and offered her some
> drinks. We all got pretty drunk.
> Then I went in to take a piss and get another beer, and when I came back out she
> was sitting on the lap of the guy who owns the house (and is also a friend and
> colleague of me), making out with him.
> So I took her aside at a fitting moment and asked her about wtf she was doing.
> She then gives me some shitty speech about having just been in a long term
> relationship and now she just wanted to have fun.
> Then she went after my friend again.
> I was supposed to stay there and drink today too, but I decided to take the bus
> back home instead, fearing I might do something stupid.
> I am now contemplating whether or not to drink tonight with some other friends.
>





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