Only a fucking woman. Got a friend planning her birthday party. Since all her other friends have been having stupid theme parties, she decided to have a disco party. Since I don't have a gay drop of blood in my body, my immediate RSVP was a "HELLS NO!".
I just spent a half an hour listening to bitch propaganda why ABBA is still cool. I told her I'd rather pound my privates with a hammer than come within miles of that party like that. The final argument was she'd never forgive me if I didn't show. I reminded her people hate me for less, and I still get to keep my nutsack. Can I find just one woman that doesn't want to castrate the entire male population?