My 11 year old nephew has an X-Box 360. He got Rumble Roses a while back (No one ever copped to giving it to him). My sister called me all pissed off asking if I had anything to do with it. Apparently he got the disk taken away because he found a way to make the titties bigger. And he was dressing them up in the skimpiest outfits available, and playing some kind of girls gone wild match. I said put him on the phone, I need to talk to him.

I told him "I sure hope you enjoyed that little man, because I've never met a broad in real life you can do that to."
He was all "Mom's mad"
I told him "No kidding, you think they just let us guys get away with gawking at chicks like that. Even if your not dating, don't scope Bettys when other girls are around, including Mom!"
He was like "Unless you have sunglasses! Uncle John told me!" with that the phone was yanked away from him.

I gotta get an X-Box 360. I told him if I get one he can play whatever he wants over here. But he's gotta show me that titty trick.