Only a fucking woman. Got a friend planning her birthday party. Since all her other friends have been having stupid theme parties, she decided to have a disco party. Since I don't have a gay drop of blood in my body, my immediate RSVP was a "HELLS NO!".
I just spent a half an hour listening to bitch propaganda why ABBA is still cool. I told her I'd rather pound my privates with a hammer than come within miles of that party like that. The final argument was she'd never forgive me if I didn't show. I reminded her people hate me for less, and I still get to keep my nutsack. Can I find just one woman that doesn't want to castrate the entire male population?

disrupt them by attending, consuming the booze and other intoxicants, and forcing whatever idiot they have playing music to resign the tables to you.

When chicks get together their stupidity goes up exponentially. Kinda like forming Voltron. Sometimes that works to your advantage.

If it's a theme where a naked girl pillow fight may break out after enough alcohol is served, more power to them. That's very unlikely for a disco theme, which is very gay.

the musical aspect is paramount to even the pussy to a guy like me, though. i will not- I FUCKING REFUSE- to listen to elliot smith or some other faggoty emo shit at a party. there's just something terribly wrong with that.

naked pillow fights are fine, i'll listen to normal pop music for the sake of titties, but not seriously terrible shit, y'know?

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got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I'm drifting away
I'm sick of this life
I just want to scream
how can this happen to me

you BROKE my LIFE

even if i were a member of the wretched emo subculture, your argument is nullified.